Quotations

From Blood

This article is a list of quotations from the Blood series. Only post original quotes and for oral references in the Blood series please place them in the References in Blood article.

Contents 1 Caleb 2 Ishmael 3 Gabriel/Gabriella 4 Ophelia Price 5 Tchernobog 6 The Voice 6.1 Match Start Announcements 6.2 Death Announcements 7 Gideon 8 Cabal Members 9 External Links

[edit] Caleb

(all spoken in gruff tone)

• "When you get to hell, tell them I sent you. You will get a group discount."

• "Point away from face and fire, sounds easy enough"

• "This promises to be fun!"

• "Ughh, and I thought I was ugly"

• "I never said I was smart"

• "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"

• "Rest in pieces!"

• "I'm gonna have to put you down!"

• "I am denial, I will face nothing!"

• "Another day another corpse."

• "I'll have a BLT, that's a lettuce, tomato, and blood sandwich. Hold the mayo. HA HA HA!"

• "I am not that hungry!" - After seeing a rat on a grill.

• "Now, where did all those gun-toting madmen go?"

• "Walk now and live, stay and die!" - talking to a Prophet.

• "I am death, who want some?"

• "Lucky you, killed by the best!"

• "Now now, no need to get worked up!"

• "Well that's ONE way to open somebody up, but not nearly as quick or fun as my method!" - after seeing a dissected corpse.

• "How do you like your flesh cooked?""

• "They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!"

• "You'll wont look so good with your face ripped off!"

• "Time to start piling up the bodies!"

• "I'm here to donate some blood. Somebody else's..."

• "I like my hands bloody!"

• "Lambs to the slaughter..."

• "I'd say I'm sorry, but you know it just wouldn't be sincere."

• "I'm your best reason to be afraid."

• "Looks like there's killing to do."

• "This looks...extraordinarily bad."

• "No one can stop me!"

• "Amateurs..."

• "Are you gonna just stand there and bleed?"

• "Fool! You are already dead!"

• "I love the smell of napalm in the morning."

• "I'm gonna paint the town red."

• "I must stop this train!"

• "I want JoJo! I want JoJo! JOJO! JOJO!"

• "Oh boo-hoo, no one wants to play with me."

• "Rest in pieces..."

• "Sleep Ophelia."

• "Son of a bitch must pay!"

• "They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!"

• "But I like my hands bloody."

• "Looks like my train's come in."

• "Gah, leftovers."

• "I hate mimes."

• "Good doggy, play dead."

• (after killing someone) "You must have blinked."

• "You kids shouldn't play so rough... somebody's gonna start crying."

• "Red is definitely your colour..."

• "You've looked better... but not by much!"

• "Looks like there's killing to do."

• (seeing some gibs) "What we've got here is a failure to coagulate."

• (start of C5L5: Westworld) "Oh, my head... What? A church??... oh, this really is a nightmare."

[edit] Ishmael

(all spoken in a casual British Indian accent)

• "Why must I suffer these idle minded morons?"

• "I will not suffer your insolence much longer!"

• "I will tear your soul apart!"

• "Yes, yes, very amusing."

• "Unemployment did not cover evil cultists in those days, so the only place an out of work tattooed man could find work was the circus. And so, for a time, I became JoJo." - Explaining why he took the job of JoJo the idiot Circus Boy.

• "JoJo hears and obeys master!"

• "Could you please pass the weenies."

• "Oh my, looks like he had to split!" - upon seeing the the half man/woman freak sliced in two in C5L3: JoJo's Big Adventure

[edit] Gabriel/Gabriella

(all spoken in a thick Creole accent)

• "Caleb? What the hell is this?"

• "These things are everywhere out there. The Cabal must be pretty desperate to be creating such creatures."

• (in response to Caleb saying "These aren't Cabal.": "Then what are they?"

• "I'm not sure I can count on you anymore. This becoming a bad situation. If you cant solve it, I will!"

• "Of course, my papa would take me to the circus every year, and I would see JoJo. I used to throw little clumps of dirt at him."

• "So Ophelia, what's your scariest story? Chipped a nail reloading once?"

• "One time I had to stay in a spooky mansion overnight!"

• In response to Ophelia's exasperation: "And that's it, it was scary."

• Continued: "Do you want me to tell you this story or not?"

• "Good, now shut up both of you. "Good, now shut up, both of you. So there I am at this old drafty mansion, deep in the southern bayou near where I grew up. It's a cloudy night, and the air is filled with fog and swamp gas."

• "Shut up! Or I will kill you both."

[edit] Ophelia Price

(spoken in an English accent)

• "Hmmm, Prince Charming I presume?"

• "Cut me loose, and I will give you a full cherry pie!"

• "He wants you to follow him! You dumb bastard!"

• "No! I can't be beaten!"

[edit] Tchernobog

(dark and booming)

• "Welcome my servants, my slaves!"

• "You have failed me! I disavow you all!"

• "I have taken your love! Now I will take your life! Consider my power from a hallow grave!"

• "You will know what to do when the time comes."

• "Two doors lead to certain death, choose wisely."

• "I have awaited you!"

• "You where always loyal to me, you most of all my child."

• "With the power you bring I shall open the doors to the worlds and inherit the Earth."

• "Ishmael Listen!"

• "You are JoJo no longer. Abandon these mortals and come to my side, there is much work to be done."

[edit] The Voice

(see Tchernobog)

[edit] Match Start Announcements

• The festival of blood continues.

• Let the bloodbath begin.

• May the bloodbath continue.

• Determine the master of bloodbath.

• The carnage continues.

• Let the bloodbath start.

• May the killing continue.

• Begin the bloodbath.

• Bloodbath my children.

• Let the bloodfeud begin.

• May the bloodfeud continue.

• Determine the masters of the bloodfeud.

• Let the bloodfeud start.

• Begin the bloodfeud.

• Bloodfeud my children.

[edit] Death Announcements

• Afterlife theories...

• An idiot.

• Anal justice.

• Annihilated.

• Asshole.

• Auto-immolated.

• Baked.

• Beaten like a kirk.

• Body-bagged.

• Boned.

• Brained.

• Bye-bye now.

• Caboose.

• Cancelled.

• Castrated.

• Cavity search.

• Chunky man chowder.

• Chunky woman chowder.

• Complete the kill.

• Creamed.

• Crème de banane.

• Cries for mommy.

• Crushed.

• Decaffeinated.

• Decimated.

• Decorated.

• Defiled.

• Delivered.

• Demonstrated.

• Desecrate her.

• Desecrate him.

• Destroyed.

• Diced.

• Disassembled.

• Disemboweled.

• Dog meat.

• Dogged.

• Don't play Mario.

• Drop kicked.

• Drowned in own vomit.

• Dumbly departed.

• Early retirement.

• End it now.

• Episode of stupidity.

• Eviscerated.

• Excellent.

• Excrement.

• Exited stage left.

• Father's milk.

• Felonious foolishness.

• Fine work.

• Fisted.

• Flattened.

• Fresh loaf.

• Fubared.

• Gargled.

• Given Darwin award.

• Go bye bye.

• Go play Mario.

• Good one.

• Greased.

• Gutted.

• Hamburger.

• He is yours.

• He shoots he scores.

• Head cheese.

• Hosed.

• Humiliated.

• Humped.

• Impaled.

• Interned.

• Jacked.

• Joined the hemlock society.

• Justice.

• Kamikazed.

• Kevorkian approves.

• Kevorkian rules.

• Killed.

• Lickety split.

• Liquified.

• Lobotomized.

• Lunchmeat.

• Madness.

• Mangled.

• Massacred.

• Maximum bloodshed.

• Mincemeat.

• Molested.

• Mutilated.

• Nailed.

• Need a tricycle?

• Needs supervision.

• Nippled.

• Obituary.

• Obliterated.

• Offed.

• Offered.

• OJ'd

• Pantywaist.

• Pass the chili.

• Penetrated.

• Pimped.

• Pissed.

• Planted in the carcass field.

• Plastered.

• Play Mario.

• Played Operation.

• Poorly.

• Popped.

• Population control.

• Pounded.

• Proper payback.

• Properly penetrated.

• Pulped.

• Rained giblets.

• Reamed.

• Rectal redemption.

• Right to die.

• Ripped.

• Ripped 'em loose.

• Road kill.

• Roasted.

• Rolled and stuffed.

• Room temperature.

• Salute the flagpole.

• Sausage.

• Scrotum separation.

• Self love.

• Self-flagellation.

• Sent to hell.

• Served.

• Shanked.

• Shat upon.

• She is yours.

• Skidmarked.

• Slagged.

• Slapped.

• Slaughtered.

• Sliced.

• Smacked.

• Smashed.

• Smoked.

• Snuffed.

• Sodomized.

• Some bile.

• Spanked.

• Sphincter.

• Spillage.

• Splattered.

• Spleened.

• Spleevited.

• Sprayed.

• Squashed.

• Stained.

• Stapled.

• Sterilized.

• Stuffed and mounted.

• Talented.

• Terminated.

• The agony of defeat.

• The anger.

• The blood.

• The brutality.

• The butchery.

• The fisting.

• The horror.

• The humiliation.

• The hurtfulness.

• The love.

• The maiming.

• The member.

• The needlessness.

• The pointlessness

• The slaughter.

• The tears.

• The torture.

• The trauma.

• Throttled.

• Toasted.

• Unassisted death.

• Used.

• Vaporized.

• Ventilated.

• Wasted.

• Well done.

• Whipped.

• Whipped and creamed.

• Whooped.

[edit] Gideon

• "I shall witness the fall of the Great Betrayer."

• "I am just turning into something UNPLEASANT!"

• "You shall be purged! The Cabal will live again!"

• "Sorry to break up this lovely reunion betrayer, but I have to keep you... motivated!"

• "You were lucky this time betrayer, in a few hours everything will fall back to order and I will be rid of you forever. For now I must take my leave, don't worry though. My troops will keep you company. Play nice."

• "Ah, Caleb I have been expecting you, you predictable oaf."

• "Caleb will burn!"

• "Caleb was victorious, yet again. It seems nothing can stop him, at times it seems that there is some otherworldly being guiding his actions."

[edit] Cabal Members

• "You're dead! You hear me! DEAD!"

• "I'll drink your blood!"

• "You will die a slow, slow, death!"

• "Crudux cruo!"

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[edit] External Links

• Blood II quotes at game-quotes.com
• Blood II Caleb soundboard
• Another Blood II Caleb soundboard
• Blood II Soundboard for Android